Highlights Funny Christmas Candle — “Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear” Perfect sarcastic holiday gift for friends or coworkers Hand-poured soy wax, eco-friendly & long-burning (50–60 hrs) Choose from 8 cozy scents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt + Orchid, Apple Harvest, White Sage & Lavender, Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Coconut Cream + Cardamom, Peppered Passionfruit Reusable glass jar — doubles as chic home decor after burning Add some humor to the holidays with this “Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear” candle — the perfect blend of cozy, festive, and a little too real. Whether you’re gifting your best friend, your favorite coworker, or yourself (because, let’s be honest, you earned it), this candle brings laughter and warmth to any space. Crafted from natural soy wax and vegan ingredients, it burns cleanly and evenly while filling your home with your favorite seasonal aromas. Its reusable glass jar complements any decor — from modern minimalist to holiday chaos chic. Perfect for Christmas, Secret Santa exchanges, or as a witty stocking stuffer, this candle delivers the ideal mix of sass, scent, and self-care. 🕯️ Product Features Eco-friendly & non-toxic: Made from natural, vegan ingredients safe for you and the environment. Reusable glass vessel: Clean it out and repurpose as a décor piece or storage jar. Long burn time: Enjoy 50–60 hours of cozy glow and fragrance. Multiple scents available: Choose your vibe — from relaxing to festive. Hand-crafted & ASTM compliant: For a safe, high-quality burn every time. ⚠️ Care Instructions Always keep candle within sight while burning. Keep away from children, pets, and anything flammable. Trim wick before each use for a cleaner, longer burn.